The Surreal Life

The Beatdown

KTCL Locals Only host Alf is considerably less alien than I remember.

These Dogs Still Hunt

KTCL Locals Only host Alf is considerably less alien than I remember.

Poison/Cinderella

Sunday, July 16, Coors Amphitheatre, 303-830-8497.

Making the Band

A few matchmaking suggestions for the also-rans.

Alone Time

To shake the teen-idol stigma, Tiffany bared her breast assets.

Dirt Nap

We'll miss the Ol' Dirty Bastard.

Nelly

Sweat

Suit (Universal)

Vanilla Ice, pantomime? The highlights of a never ending career.

​Vanilla Ice -- famed rapper-turned-dancer-turned boxer-turned-motocross-professional-turned-remodeler -- is reportedly playing Captain Hook in pantomime production of Peter Pan in London. Although he'd probably be a better fit in the lead role (since he, too, refuses to grow up), he'll instea ... More >>