Tim Tebow

Reader: Tim Tebow can do a lot more good off the football field than on

Yesterday, we noted that former Broncos' quarterback and controversy lightning rod Tim Tebow had been cut by the New York Jets, prompting Memes Nation to pile on. The post generated a lot of opinions about Tebow's odds of ever becoming a first-rate NFL quarterback. Here's one from a reader who sugge ... More >>

Photos: Tim Tebow is cut by Jets, Meme Nation piles on

Hard to believe, but it's only been a little more than thirteen months since Tim Tebow was traded by the Broncos to the New York Jets -- and an unlucky thirteen it's been. Tebow went from being the talk of the NFL thanks to his series of miracle victories for the Broncos to a high-profile splinter-c ... More >>

Photos: Memes about birthday boy Tim Tebow even funnier now that he's not our problem

When Peyton Manning joined the Broncos and Tim Tebow left for NYC, we collected some funny Peyton-Timmy memes from the NFL Memes page. Since then, there have been few Manning memes but loads of Tebow ones because of his predictably spotty play. Check out the latest jokes just in time for Tebow's 25t ... More >>

Video: Tim Tebow wins Best Moment ESPY for Broncos-Steelers TD, inspires love/hate

Last night's ESPY awards were a reminder to Broncos fans about the bizarre nature of the Tim Tebow era. He appeared multiple times in the friggin' intro (including a brief Tebowing montage), was the first athlete on the stage (for a gag with host Rob Riggle), returned to be the initial athlete prese ... More >>

Video: Gotye's "Somebody I Used to Know" fitted for Peyton, Tebow

The drama over Peyton Manning coming to the Broncos, and Tim Tebow departing for NYC, is ripe for parody, and folks like those at the NFL Memes page have been having fun with it for months. Now, the website Humordy is weighing in with a twist on the Gotye smash "Somebody I Used to Know." Your level ... More >>

Photo: Peyton Manning Tim Tebow = Love!

The press has portrayed fans of Peyton Manning and Tim Tebow as being at odds -- but this happy couple, seen at Denver International Airport Saturday, shows that nothing could be further from the truth. And it suggests something else, too: Mixed marriages can work!

Review: Mojo Nixon at Lion's Lair, 4/14/12

MOJO NIXON @ LION'S LAIR | 4/14/12 "Rick Santorum can suck my dick!" was the chorus Mojo Nixon got the crowd to chant as a line in an extended version of "You Can't Kill Me." But everything was an extended version out of an eleven song set. With just his Guild electric and more playfully rambunctio ... More >>

Tim Tebow to become Times Square Tim in New York, says Focus on the Family

After the Broncos traded Tim Tebow to the Jets, televangelist Pat Robertson accused Denver of treating Tebow shabbily. But a spokesman for Colorado Springs' Focus on the Family, for which Tebow made a 2010 Super Bowl ad, doesn't echo this claim. Instead, he believes the events that led the Broncos t ... More >>

Peyton Manning-Tim Tebow memes, part 2: Laughing off neck injuries

After our first roundup of memes inspired by Peyton Manning and Tim Tebow, the folks at the NFL Memes Facebook page did something funny. They kept coming up with more of them...so many, in fact, that we've assembled a brand new collection featuring PM, The Chosen One, John Elway, John Fox and more. ... More >>

Video: Ryan Clady predicts fans will pressure Jets to start Tim Tebow before season's end

Broncos lineman Ryan Clady provided insight into the 2011 Denver locker room during an ESPN chat yesterday. Despite goading from Tim Tebow fan club head Skip Bayless, Clady didn't shy away from noting Timmy's "trials and tribulations," said the defense was largely responsible for his win streak, and ... More >>

J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets spells "shmuck" when it comes to Tim Tebow

You may remember Tim Tebow. He used to be the Denver Broncos starting quarterback. Ring a bell? Anyway, last weekend, the Broncos traded him to the New York Jets, who will use him as their backup QB -- at least for now. Tebow didn't ask to be traded and he didn't ask to be a second-string quarterbac ... More >>

Tim Tebow Jets jerseys cause Nike to file a lawsuit against Reebok

Reebok was so excited to capitalize on Timsanity that it forgot a little detail: It's not legally allowed to produce NFL clothing. Or at least that's what Nike is alleging in a lawsuit the company filed yesterday in U.S. District Court. The suit states Reebok produced New York Jets merchandise displ ... More >>

Video: Tim Tebow is 45-times excited at Jets intro press conference

At the New York Jets' Tim Tebow-introduction press conference yesterday, The Chosen One made it clear he was excited. Oh man, did he ever. Someone with plenty of time on his hands has created a clip documenting how many times Timmy used variations on the word "excited" during the event. The total? A ... More >>

Photos: Tim Tebow's first New York billboard makes veiled reference to his junk

Ever since Tim Tebow was traded to the New York Jets, observers have wondered if he can maintain his squeaky clean image in the City That Never Sleeps (and Tends to Sleep Around). Just prior to his scheduled introduction to the NYC media, we're getting an indication via a billboard that makes a vei ... More >>

Tim Tebow: Top five pieces of advice for Jets fans facing Tebow Mania

Dear Jets and Jets fans, As you know, Tim Tebow was introduced as a Jet today, which is funny, because you just gave your starting quarterback a $40 million extension and your coach is one of the most boisterous and profane personalities in the league. But that's another issue. We're here to help.

Tim Tebow timeline: The history of The Chosen One in Denver

Denver may be landlocked, but the town was hit by a hurricane two years ago -- and its name was Tim Tebow. Now that Peyton Manning has signed with the Broncos and Tebow's trade to the New York Jets is offical, the time is right to look back on Tebowmania, from the first time his name ever appeared i ... More >>

Pat Robertson: Peyton injury after Tebow trade would serve Broncos right

Everyone's got an opinion about the Broncos' signing of Peyton Manning and trade of Tim Tebow to the New York Jets, including none other than Pat Robertson. The televangelist recently came out in favor of Colorado's Amendment 64, the Regulate Marijuana Like Alcohol Act. Now, however, he's basically ... More >>

Tim Tebow-Peyton Manning memes: Did Mark Sanchez get f*cked by a virgin?

Peyton Manning was barely a Bronco and the ink on Tim Tebow's trade deal to the New York Jets was still wet when the snarky geniuses behind the NFL Memes Facebook page began coming up with hilarious ways to needle everyone involved in the pro-football version of Trading Places. Check out the but-gus ... More >>

Tim Tebow traded to Jets: There's a lot of temptation in NYC....

Update: The Tim Tebow to the Jets trade spent only a brief time in limbo yesterday. The Broncos and the Jets eventually agreed to split a $5 million payment required by a contract clause, resulting in The Chosen One's ticket being punched for the Big Apple, and an even brighter spotlight. For more o ... More >>

A Christian-rock farewell tribute to Tebow

Oh, Tim Tebow, how we are going to miss him. It's hard to believe it's been only a little over two years since he began turning professional football into a platform for religious expression. Now that Tebowmania is officially coming to an end in Denver, we thought it would be fitting to honor the ma ... More >>

Brad Paisley tweets at Tim Tebow, lobbies for Titans: "Nashville's really a great place to live"

Brad Paisley to Tim Tebow...are you there, Tim Tebow? This just in: Evidently, you have some other suitors who are interested in you besides New York and Jacksonville, Timmy. Brad Paisley -- you remember him, right, the dude who pulled you up on stage back in January at the Pepsi Center? -- thinks y ... More >>

Bruce Benson earmarks $1 million to bring conservative speakers to liberal CU Boulder

Denver blog posts love Peyton Manning and Tim Tebow equally. Colorado Pols describes a $1 million initiative to bring conservative speakers to liberal CU Boulder as Bruce Benson's dream come true. Coyote Gulch on how the hot and dry start to March is impacting the state's snowpack. Lakewood Edge' ... More >>

Tim Tebow's fate to be determined on 3-16? Ask Peyton Manning

It's 3-16 -- digits more closely linked to Tim Tebow than No. 15. Back in the day, he daubed them into his eye black as a salute to the Bible verse John 3:16: "For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life." But Tebo ... More >>

Peyton Manning's plane parked in Taylor Swift's hangar: Sounds dirty!

Even as Broncos Nation waits to find out if former Indianpolis Colts megastar Peyton Manning will bring his act to Denver, Twitter Nation is abuzz over the news that the plane in which he traveled to Nashville yesterday to meet with the Tennessee Titans braintrust parked in Taylor Swift's hangar. Wh ... More >>

Tim Tebow turns down an invite to be The Bachelor: Scared of hot tubs?

Lately, Tim Tebow has been rubbing shoulders with the Hollywood crowd, attending the Vanity Fair Oscar party and reportedly going on a dinner date with Taylor Swift. But while he recently signed with the William Morris talent agency, he's just turned down the opportunity to star in a hit TV show: Th ... More >>

Tim Tebow trade rumors: Legit or wishful thinking by Tebow bashers?

'Tis the season for trade rumors, so it's no surprise that Tim Tebow's name has surfaced in respect to potential deals. After all, anything related to the Chosen One is news right now, including his reported dinner date with Taylor Swift earlier this week. Is there anything to such gossip? Doubt it, ... More >>

Tim Tebow dates Taylor Swift? Twitter Nation reacts

The latest rumored Tim Tebow crush (following Lindsey Vonn and plenty of others)? Pop-country warbler Taylor Swift, who reportedly dined with The Chosen One in Century City the night after the Oscars. That's the kind of news that gets people tweeting. Look below to see our ten favorite reactions, fe ... More >>

Tim Tebow signs with William Morris: Coming to a movie theater near you?

Denver blog posts work hard for the money. Mile High Report's KaptainKirk notes that Tim Tebow has signed with the William Morris talent agency for his off-the-field endeavors, which haven't included acting thus far. But if this football thing doesn't work out.... Free Colorado's Ari Armstrong see ... More >>

Tim Tebow reads Green Eggs and Ham for the kids, and for Pizza Hut

Cafe Society last wrote about Tim Tebow when Euclid Hall introduced its bone-marrow "T-boning" Manhattan shot. This time around, the world of food and Tebow collide in very different way.

Tim Tebow fans okay with Linsanity but hate ESPN's Colin Cowherd?

Denver blog posts have been working out. South Stands Denver's Colin D. thinks Colin Cowherd's blather about Tim Tebow and Knicks phenom Jeremy Lin proves he knows NOTHING about Broncos fans. Square State's Zappatero isn't exactly shedding tears at the thought of Doug Bruce behind bars. DenverUrb ... More >>

Tim Tebow: Will he accept invite to Military Ball or break another YouTube user's heart?

Denver blog posts are having trouble getting reservations for tonight. Wonder why. Predominantly Orange's Kim Constantinesco wonders if Tim Tebow will emulate Justin Timberlake's and accept a YouTube invite (following at least two video requests for a date last month) to the Military Ball. Plants ... More >>

Tim Tebow probably won't show his skivvies to a Kardashian

Video: Tim Tebow wields T-shirt cannon like all-pro on Jimmy Fallon

NBC's Jimmy Fallon recently riffed on Tim Tebow-mania by crossing the QB with David Bowie to create...Tebowie. Then, last night, Tebow reconfirmed his sense of humor by appearing on Fallon's show. In the segment on view below, he mocked the host for being "pitchy" during the Tebowie skit -- an amusi ... More >>

Video: Anti-freaking dance clip freaks out Grand Junction

As a native of Grand Junction, I know a little something about the town's conservative values. So I'm not even slightly surprised by the reaction to a Central High video featuring students grinding on each other, even though the clip was intended to discourage such behavior at school dances. See exc ... More >>

Videos: Sh*t Tim Tebow says leads Colorado's entries in sh*t-talking trend

Earlier this week, while making a mental list of "Shit Westword Staffers Say," we decided to explore the massive "Shit __ Says" trend and its Colorado applications. It turns out, after a quick YouTube search, that there aren't a lot. Instead of "Shit People From Denver Say" ("Where are you from? No, ... More >>

Video: Tim Tebow sings "I'm Still a Guy" with Brad Paisley

Video below.​When Tim Tebow sings solo -- hear him crooning "My God is an awesome God" here -- he's terrible. Clearly, he needs help. And as our Backbeat blog reported, he received it from Brad Paisley Saturday night in Vegas, intoning the title to "I'm Still a Guy" -- because after losing to ... More >>

Video: Tim Tebow joins Brad Paisley on stage at the Pepsi Center

Um, so, yeah, you'll be happy to know that the whole Tebow mania thing hasn't died down in the Mile High City. Not in the slightest. Apparently, being utterly eviscerated by the Patriots around this time last week has done absolutely nothing to dampen the spirits of Denverites. Exhibit A: When Brad ... More >>

Tim Tebow Broncos' most inspirational player, say Mile High Report readers

Denver blog posts are money. Mile High Report's KaptainKirk makes an argument for Brian Dawkins as the Broncos' most inspirational player, but Tim Tebow is currently winning the site's poll in a landslide. Who Said You Said argues that Democratic talking points in Colorado are best delivered by Dr ... More >>

Tim Tebow making Jesus more popular?

​Yesterday, we noted that Tim Tebow's rib injury during the Patriots game was similar to one sustained by Jesus during the crucifixion. A bit of a stretch? Maybe -- but no more of one than a new claim that the Chosen One's popularity is rubbing off on a certain savior.

Tim Tebow's rib injury v. Patriots like Jesus's wounds? Stop crucifying him!

Tweeters have crucified Tim Tebow for his play in Saturday's 45-10 loss to the New England Patriots -- and now it turns out that during the game, he sustained an injury very much like the one that at least temporarily killed Jesus Christ. Who rose again in fulfillment of the scriptures, if memory s ... More >>

Reader: Tim Tebow gave me hope...and I still believe

​Tim Tebow has inspired more than sports fans. He's inspired artists, too. And the folks at the Wynkoop Brewing Company, who produced two posters of the Broncos quarterback that borrowed the imagery and words used by artist Shepard Fairey in his now-iconic depiction of Barack Obama. Do you s ... More >>

Ten most irritating tweets about Patriots' win over Tim Tebow, Broncos

Even after a few days, the Broncos' 45-10 loss to New England still stings -- and so do the Tim Tebow taunts of Twitter Nation's I-told-you-so faction. Look below to check out the ten most irritating we found, including zingers from celebs Jimmy Kimmel, Kat Dennings and Tebow Twitter jihadist Bill ... More >>

Ten Bible passages to heal you after loss by Tim Tebow and Broncos

Okay, you feel bad. No, you feel worse than bad. Five Tom Brady touchdown passes in the first half will do that to you. But just because the Patriots destroyed the Broncos 45-10 in tonight's playoff game is no reason to despair. Renew your faith the same way Tim Tebow is likely doing right now -- by ... More >>

Tim Tebow: The ten crappiest pieces of Chosen One merch on Craigslist

Whoever thought it would be awesome to paint a $300 portrait of Mickey Mouse as Tim Tebow is only slightly less credible than the person who will buy that painting. One step above them is the Disney lawyer who will ask that the painting be destroyed, but way (way) above them is the football god hims ... More >>

Comment contest: Win two Shepard Fairey-like Tim Tebow posters from the Wynkoop

Bigger image on next page.​Update, 4:15 p.m.: We've picked a winner! Check your e-mail to see if you've won! Thanks for playing and reading Westword. It's layers of pop culture imagery piled on top of one another like sports announcers piling on Tim Tebow -- and you know you want it. To comme ... More >>

Videos: Tim Tebow's got eager (yet wholesome) dates lining up for him

Given Tim Tebow's recent proclivity for posing topless in just his Jockeys, no one should be surprised that women are lining up to relieve him of his self-professed virginity. But plenty of nice girls would love to be chosen by The Chosen One, too. They don't want to get laid -- not until after mar ... More >>

Reader: Tim Tebow stats are Biblical references if rolling three sixes makes you the Anti-Christ

Tebow-mania continues unabated, and while it could die down if the Broncos lose to the Patriots on Saturday, we're enjoying it while it lasts. Take our post about a (sorta tongue-in-cheek) theory that equates Tebow's season passing stats to Biblical references, which generated some hilarious respons ... More >>

Tim Tebow: Ten things non-sports fans should know about The Chosen One

Tim Tebow is big news. In fact, he's such big news that it's no longer acceptable for non-sports fans to not know who he is. Don't worry: Westword has your back. For all of you who think NFL stands for National Forensic League and spend your Sundays and Monday evenings crocheting or tossing cabers o ... More >>

Tim Tebow's season passing stats refer to Bible verses! Blogger proves it!

After the Broncos' shocking playoffs victory over the Steelers, we noted that Tim Tebow's 316 yards through the air echoed John 3:16, a Biblical verse he used to write in his eye black. Building on that theme, Free Colorado's Ari Armstrong sets out to prove that Tebow's passing stats throughout the ... More >>

Tim Tebow Super Bowl win will cost Jockey $1 million -- but at least he made topless video

Could Tebow-mania cost Jockey big? In a perfect world, yes. The outfit made Tebow an endorser in 2010, long before he started in the NFL, with its release of a Chosen One snapshot that July prompting "multiple small orgasms" according to one Jockey Facebook fan. Now, however, the firm is offering $ ... More >>