The Cold War was America's perfect war. Hear me out on this one: No matter what their purpose, whether just (World War II) or crass (the Vietnam War), wars are ultimately pretty depressing. They involve a lot of dying in horrifying and gruesome ways that leave their participants forever scarr ... More >>
Pork NoseFree Fallin'!Okay, pretend we're taking a road trip together. (Yes, we know this is unlikely what with gas prices being the way the are now all all, not to mention, we'd need a troop transport or something to chauffeur us -- but work with us here, will ya?) What tunes would make for an ulti ... More >>
While you were out enjoying the lovely weather last night, MTV aired its 19th annual Movie Award show. The broadcast featured such thought provoking awards as "Most WTF Moment" and "Best Villain." We're pretty certain the MTV Movie Awards haven't actually mattered to anyone for the better part of ... More >>
"Echo base. We found 'em.""Laura!" "What?' "Laura!" "What!" "We need to get rich. Like, immediately." "Sounds good to me." "No, seriously. Right now. We need money." "Any particular reason, Jay?" Yes. One very particular reason. Because I just got the new ThinkGeek catalog in t ... More >>
I want you... to make me a movie. Here's some money...Downloading of movies, music and other digital media has the entertainment industry in an uproar. All of a sudden, they're afraid those multimillion dollar budgets aren't going to be recouped, and they have families to feed! Okay, they hav ... More >>
With Step Brothers, Ferrell, Reilly, McKay & Co. still don't wanna grow up. And thank God for that.
Free Cowboy Hats
The year's best characters.
The odd upside of Robert Redford’s terribly earnest, quite terrible war drama.
Tunes that take us back to those lazy, hazy days.
District B13 puts American action movies to shame.
Mission: Impossible III runs the franchise into the ground.
Spielberg's War hikes up the gore, and that ain't a bad thing.
Ciclón & OJ
Collateral gives plenty of violence, but the wrong Mann.
Zatoichi #4: The Fugitive
Hidalgo lets Dubya ride sidesaddle with its heroic cowboy.
Tom Cruise looks like a battle beetle in The Last Samurai.
Biker Boyz is furious, but it ain't fast, which is a real drag.
Ray Liotta wants to know why he loses roles to...Owen Wilson?
Spielberg's latest gets good grades until the end.
Fear and self-loathing at the Minority Report junket.
Cameron Crowe takes Jerry Maguire on a dizzy trip through dreamland.
Reveal (Warner Bros.)
Amanda Peet chews up brainless suitors by the bushel in Whipped.
Woo's follow-up film runs on Cruise control.
Full of conspiracies, all The Skulls lacks is a brain.
Boogie Nights director Paul Thomas Anderson lives up to his potential with Magnolia.