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Medical marijuana dispensary review: Southwest Alternative Care

​Like an award-winning chef is to a restaurant, a good cannabis grower (or growers) can make or break a dispensary. Which is why Truman, the current owner, bought Southwest Alternative Care and tracked down a grower known as "Scott from Stone Mountain."

How to dubstep: A video tutorial in ten easy (dub)steps

Hellz yeah.​Though it's often been suggested that the fundamentals of dubstep descend from a lyrical prophesy in Morris Day and the Time's 1984 hit "The Bird," in which Day intimates that "you don't need no finesse or no personality/You just need two arms and an attitude," in practice dubstep ... More >>

Book release party with a happy ending: Mastering Your Man from Head to Head

​Jordan LaRousse and Samantha Sade run the Oysters & Chocolate erotica empire from their home base in Boulder, and they're celebrating the release of their second book, Mastering Your Man from Head to Head: How to work your man below the belt, between the ears, and beneath the sheets for excep ... More >>

Jersey Shore: Five reasons why Pauly D is the best cast member to hit Denver tonight

​Guido and guidettes, have you heard the news? Pauly D, the super-creepin', GTL-in' cast member from the cultural phenomenon Jersey Shore will be beatin' up the beat tonight at Beta. Personally, we haven't been this excited about anything since Walgreens offered two-for-one spray tan in a can. ... More >>

Which panocha came first: the sweet pudding or the sweet female body part?

Gross-out arrest of the day: Perv in car found with wet T-shirt, Vaseline

He kept this handy.​It's a thrill a minute in the police blotter featured in the YourHub.com print edition for Lakewood and Edgewater (the items aren't online). First up is a mom who calls the cops on her drunk son. And then, the coup de grâce -- a man found in his car with his date for the ... More >>

How should a white girl get a Mexican to relax?

When it comes to filler, Rocky's Spotlight section keeps on truckin'

Thanks to buyouts, resource shifts and other assorted changes for the worse, the folks who put together the Rocky Mountain News' Spotlight section have had to rely on the newspapering equivalent of smoke and mirrors to fill its pages on a daily basis. Today's edition provides a zany example: an ap ... More >>

Live From Mars

The Flaming Lips’ Christmas film hits the Boulder Theater screen.

Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams has Denver by the balls

Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams has Denver by the balls

Hamburger Mary's

An ode to beef — and beefcake.

Best of Denver Winners from 2000

Asked and Answered

Do you have what it takes to beat the brainiacs?

Bee There

Murder Most Fowl

Cockfighting is banned in Colorado. But the feathers still fly.

Björk to the Future

Matthew Barney's girlfriend inspires his most coherent film yet.

Something in the Hair

A lesson in south-of-the-border stylin'.

Give our regards to Broadway

Colfax gets all the attention. But Broadway ties this town together.

Salt Treaty

Heaven Dragon's owner dreamed of serving the president. But his food is a high-sodium nightmare.

A Long, Strange Trip

Matthew Barney's Cremaster cycle concludes with outrageousness and unfamiliarity.

Zoom Through Doom

Black Hawk Down pays grim, gritty homage to real American warriors.

The Accused

Colorado keeps an extensive list of suspected child abusers, but is anyone checking it twice?

Winter Gardens

A notable Santa Fe artist joins two locals at Havu, while a New York star makes his Denver debut.

The Same Old Shlock

Proof that today's popular music is just as good -- and bad -- as it's always been.

When on Rome...

A syndicated sports talker and a local station run afoul of the Colorado Rockies PR department.

Bees and Nothingness

Welcome back to Matthew Barney's hyperreal world.

Animal House

Coon Papa and Bat Lady go where the wild things are.

Friends for Life

A staged version of Steinbeck's Of Mice and Men remains quintessentially American.

Custodial Interference

An ex-janitor at DU files a lawsuit claiming harassment by his boss.

They Haven't Gone Blind--Yet

The Nobodys talk about the joy of punk pornography.

Three the TARD Way

Meet TARD, Denver's most politically incorrect punk band.

The Million Fan March

Thrills for the week

Barely Breathing

STRANGE BUT TRUE

THINGS YOU DID IN DENVER WHILE YOU WERE STOPPED DEAD IN TRAFFIC ON THE WAY TO DIA.