Hey, Sparky, think it's time to pull the plug on the Bowl Championship Series wizards?
How to kill time during a Denver basketball game.
Hark, good sirs, to a modest request aimed at further refining the honorable pastime of base ball.
At the Gates, a gripping showdown is bungled by a love triangle.
But whatever you do, don't place them on the favorite in Saturday's Kentucky Derby.
A COLORADO PUNK ROCKER HEADS FOR A CLASSICAL GIG ON THE VOLGA.