Ariel, if the Great American Beer Festival is your "only shot at getting laid," then you've got bigger problems than we can help you with. GABF may be a feast for the tastebuds, but it's not exactly a feast for the eyes. Nevertheless, your answer was good enough to win you tickets in our contest. Good luck!
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And thanks to everyone else for playing.