Earlier today, we offered you a chance to eat free at tonight's Justice League of Street Food party, simply by telling us, in five words or less, why you deserve the prize.
As usual, many of you rose to the occasion, but this time, one entry was set apart.
We're sorry, DenverScener, but this time, we're having a little fun at your expense since you've been so adamantly (and vocally) opposed to these gatherings.
And on that note, our winner is David, who wrote:
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Congratulations, David. We've sent you an e-mail detailing how to claim your prize.
Festivities start tonight at 5 p.m. at the lot at 29th and Huron, and you've got a chance to score more prizes at the 9 p.m. costume contest.
Thanks for playing!