In order to win, we asked readers to describe their best drunken debauchery memory, and several of you came up with doozies. Here are the two that we liked the best:
The first is from Wendy:
Way back in 1991, After a night of fun, With boyfriend at the time, Sleeping in sin, after tequilla and lime. Five o'clock in the a.m. light, Boyfriend yelled at me in fright. Peeing was I on the bedroom floor, That was the end of us, there was no more.
And the second winner is Shameman, who submitted this confession:
A heavily intoxicated, 17-year old version of who I am today, urinated into empty beer bottles then gave it to foes for their drinking displeasure.
Congrats, have fun, and no extracurricular peeing!
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