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Twenty-eight hours and sixty-five entries later, we know one thing for sure: You people out there in Hotcakesland certainly do love your dick jokes. And your Colfax jokes. And your vegan jokes. And your vegan-on-Colfax dick jokes...
Still, we had to go with just one caption for our last set of Anthony Bourdain tickets. And the winner is Jimbot.
Well done: Your entry captured both the uncomfortable confusion and surrealistic humor we were. So, Jim, send an e-mail to email@example.com and we'll get you the details on your prize.
As for the rest of you, thanks for playing. And better luck next time.