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SHOW ME HOW
Got off the phone thirty seconds ago with someone at the original Tony's Market at 4991 Dry Creek Road in Centennial, and she just told me that the plan -- as it stands right now -- is to have a soft-open for the new Tony's at 950 Broadway (right across the street from my desk) this Friday. As in just four days from now. Ninety-six hours (give or take a few). Five thousand seven hundred and sixty minutes. Would it be weird if I got in line right now?
Oh, man, I am gonna be so fat...