Five foods and drinks that should never have Sriracha added to them

Five foods and drinks that should never have Sriracha added to them

America loves Sriracha. The screaming-red, medium-spicy Asian condiment -- made with chiles, vinegar, garlic, sugar and salt -- is named for the Thai city of Si Racha, an mass-produced by Huy Fong Foods in clear plastic squeeze bottles with green caps and and signature rooster pictures , which inspired its nickname of "cock sauce" (or "rooster sauce" if there are little kids around). Cock sauce went from being a fairly obscure Asian condiment to a required accessory at almost any American meal, partly because of its engaging garlicky flavor and chile warmth, partly because of its still-small price tag. Sriracha is divine on eggs, pizza, meat and chicken, tofu and vegetables and in soups; a few squirts in a carton of sour cream makes a badass dip for potato chips. But despite Sriracha's adaptability, there are a few food and drink tems it definitely does not help.

Here are the top five edibles that should never have Sriracha added.

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Five foods and drinks that should never have Sriracha added to them

5. Sodas Although I used to buy Jones Sodas whenever the company introduced yet another holiday pack of flavor abominations, there were some undeniably terrible tastes, even for the adventurous culinary connoisseur. Past offerings included sodas flavored like Brussels sprouts, ham, mashed potatoes (with butter), turkey (with gravy), green bean casserole, fruitcake, sweet potatoes, peas, dinner roll, broccoli and the one that finally made me swear off this swill altogether: smoked salmon pate soda. Given this track record, Jones will no doubt jump on the Sriracha band wagon and make a carbonated beverage with the popular sauce -- and I dread that day, because the food nerd in me will want to taste it, and the human being with digestive preservation instincts will not. The chile itself may not be that bad, but I have no desire to swig a bottle of vinegar.

Then again, while many people have taken a sip or two of a weird Jones soda, have you ever seen anyone actually finish off a bottle?

Yes--these are real!
Yes--these are real!

4. Mexican food Part of Sriracha's appeal is that is so flexible, lending itself not just to all kinds of Asian food, but also Greek, Mediterranean, Middle Eastern, European, American, blah blah blah. But for some reason only the food gods know (Alton Brown might be the messiah, by the way), Sriracha just does not go well with a lot of Mexican foods, including but not limited to tacos, burritos, enchiladas, chiles relleno, tortas, barbacoa and carnitas -- and it clashes like crazy with mole. My theory on this is that many Mexican dishes have their own native chile peppers to season and give them heat, and Sriracha's Thai influence can actually be a distraction because it doesn't have the right balance of salty, hot, sweet and garlicky to improve the flavor of Mexican dishes.

Don't believe me? Try squirting a little cock sauce into your next bowl of posole.

Five foods and drinks that should never have Sriracha added to them

3. Fresh berries

I always look forward to that first crop of ripe berries to add to salads. In anticipation of the early summer crop, earlier this year I fooled around in the kitchen and came up with a really good tangy, savory, spicy salad dressing with a liberal amount of cock sauce added to it, along with almond oil, a little rice wine vinegar, pink peppercorns and a touch of hibiscus for a floral note. The dressing was fantastic, right up to the point that I bit into a slice of fresh strawberry. The Sriracha-heavy dressing made the berry taste foul -- almost rotten -- and after a few more bites I picked the berries out, washed them and ate them separately.

Note to self and others: Just as you do a strand-test when you are about to dye your hair, make sure that the main salad ingredient does not clash with the dressing.


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