Food (and hot firefighter) porn from the firefighter chili cook-off in Larimer Square
Lori Midson

Food (and hot firefighter) porn from the firefighter chili cook-off in Larimer Square

Last Friday afternoon, on Larimer Square, hundreds of hardbody firefighters from local and national fire and rescue units across the country battled it out in the 23rd annual chili cook-off, a spirited combat whose proceeds benefited the Muscular Dystrophy Association.

The firefighters, some of whom went to great lengths to convince the crowds that their chili was tops (playfully accusing fellow firefighters, for example, of making "flatulent chili", while insisting that theirs was "fart-free"), doled out everything from chili con carne and breakfast burritos ladled with green to tamales and tacos, while autographing the yearly firefighters calendar, a beefy page-turner that's now tacked to the walls of jealous men and women all over Denver.

To see the hot bods, and the hot chili they dished up, feast your eyes on the pages after the jump.

Food (and hot firefighter) porn from the firefighter chili cook-off in Larimer Square
Lori Midson

The boys from Arvada Fire and Rescue and their vat of chili con carne.

Food (and hot firefighter) porn from the firefighter chili cook-off in Larimer Square
Lori Midson

The Aurora firefighters definitely turned out the best booth, complete with calendar centerfolds.

Food (and hot firefighter) porn from the firefighter chili cook-off in Larimer Square
Lori Midson

Speaking of sexy centerfolds, there's the cover boy and Mr. December making women everywhere hold out false hope.

Food (and hot firefighter) porn from the firefighter chili cook-off in Larimer Square
Lori Midson

Tasters of red chili con carne and green chile studded with pork.

Food (and hot firefighter) porn from the firefighter chili cook-off in Larimer Square
Lori Midson

I bought one of these for my ten-year-old son. He's now the most popular boy in the fifth grade. He's changed his career goals, too...to a firefighter. They clearly have more fun that doctors.

Food (and hot firefighter) porn from the firefighter chili cook-off in Larimer Square
Lori Midson

This one tasted like a campfire. 'nuff said.

Food (and hot firefighter) porn from the firefighter chili cook-off in Larimer Square
Lori Midson

Start spreadin' the news...it's the New York firefighters!

Food (and hot firefighter) porn from the firefighter chili cook-off in Larimer Square
Lori Midson

He's hot. But just imagine how long it took to get those six-pack, cover boy abs.

Food (and hot firefighter) porn from the firefighter chili cook-off in Larimer Square
Lori Midson

Beans, beans, a musical fruit, the more you eat, the more likely you are to sleep alone.

Food (and hot firefighter) porn from the firefighter chili cook-off in Larimer Square
Lori Midson

The able-bodied firefighters from Longmont.

Food (and hot firefighter) porn from the firefighter chili cook-off in Larimer Square
Lori Midson

A big-ass burrito smothered with green chile and topped with a garden.

Food (and hot firefighter) porn from the firefighter chili cook-off in Larimer Square
Lori Midson

More of the green stuff packed with pork and charred chiles.

Food (and hot firefighter) porn from the firefighter chili cook-off in Larimer Square
Lori Midson

The massive crock of chili con carne from Station 12.

Food (and hot firefighter) porn from the firefighter chili cook-off in Larimer Square
Lori Midson

Come hither, pretty girls and sink your teeth into my chili.

Food (and hot firefighter) porn from the firefighter chili cook-off in Larimer Square
Lori Midson

These were the taco on the town on Larimer Square.

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