Happening right now: The Counter at Park Meadows (a California-based chain, natch) is offering a free burger to the first fifty people willing to sell out their local team and say "Go Lakers!"
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Me? I couldn't care less about basketball, but I do love burgers, so I say go for it.
Of course, you might want to say it quietly when you get there. You never know who might be listening...