I know, right? A smurf fart, otherwise known as blue vodka and Sprite in a shot glass. I'm seriously too old for this shit. And while my kid is too young to drink it, he's also at that age where saying "smurf fart" five billion times can keep him and friends entertained for hours. Most hilarious thing EVER to a twelve-year-old.
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