2. You could use them as whips
5. Undercooked, by like a mile
6. Tasted like dirt
8. Over 600 calories of yuck
9. One more artery. Clogged.
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Translation? Worst. Fries. Ever.
Guess where you should never eat french fries? Bummer, too, because I really like the burgers.