See that nearly straight line of lettuce and tomatoes in the above snap? That was the best thing about the entire plate, which, to put it bluntly, sucked. It could have been my fault for not ordering the joint's signature item, but considering everything here is cooked in a commissary kitchen and then nuked in a microwave, I highly doubt it.
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