If you take a little of this, some of that, and a lot of those from the mammoth salad bar that's a simple prep course before the the gut-busting final, then you should also have the nearest crane company on speed dial, because a crane is exactly what you'll need to lift your ass from your seat after swelling your gut at this shrine to abundance.
Can you guess where I'm eating?
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