Remember how your mother told you to keep your damn mouth shut if you didn't have anything nice to say? It's been a while since I put those words of advice into play, but I'm doing so here. Oh, screw it: This is some of the worst fried calamari I've had the displeasure of putting in my mouth. And that sentiment goes for everything else we tried to stomach, too.
Can you guess where I'm eating?
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