As promised, this is the first in a series of items uncovered when I was cleaning my desk. It wasn't the first thing I found, wasn't the weirdest by a long shot. But still, this cat has its charms. You can't tell by looking at this picture, but if you pull its tail, it poops jellybeans.
Yeah, you read that right. A cat that poops jellybeans. Sadly, the cat's origins are lost to history.