On weekend mornings, hungry, hung-over thoughts turn to brunch — Denver's favorite meal — and from there, thoughts often move on to the type of people you'll see at brunch in Denver. Says Cyril:
Where there aren't yuppie-hipster-douches, you deal with insufferable yet boring cornpone suburbanites. It doesn't get any more vanilla than that.
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These places with their "7x Wagyu Brisket" and "racletas tortilla chips" crack me up. Just make a fucking decent sandwich and chips at a good price. That's comfort food. Unless you're a hipster douche.