Unless you're actually interested in knowing every conceivable loving way you might love a cat (and there are exactly 100, in case you're interested), there's no reason to actually watch this whole thing -- we certainly couldn't make it all the way though. We're just hoping it doesn't get pornographic at any point (although "whisper 'I love you'" and "rub their soft bellies" take on sort of a creepy tone). Either way, just note the run time -- over 35 minutes. Also, Way 21 is "brush their teeth." Just putting that out there.
Unlike most of your moments of schadenfreude, there's not really punchline to this one. It's pretty much 35 minutes of punchline. Actually, upon reflection, we're guessing the punchline is this poor guy's whole life.