Film and TV

And the loser is: The seven worst movies of 2013

Hollywood peddles movies like a chef flings noodles at the wall. Does it stick? If so, perfecto. If it splats on the floor, well, movie moguls have enough dough to try again. The one thing audiences can be certain of is that each year, Hollywood is guaranteed to serve up a few dozen bowls of badly cooked noodles, films guaranteed to cause indigestion. So before Sunday's Academy Awards ceremony honors the best movies of the year, Westword is joining the chorus of grumbling as we bemoan the seven worst movies of 2013. See also: Three bad movies that deserve to win a Golden Raspberry
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Kyle Harris has been Westword’s Culture Editor since 2016, writing about the arts, music and film.
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