City of the Dead and the I Scream Factory: Our haunted house reporter gains liquid courage

I'm not going to lie; I am kind of over this whole haunted house thing. Enough of these cackling teenagers asking me to play games and telling me that I smell good.

"Do ya wanna play?" Play what? It's way too dark in here for Dungeons and Dragons. Oh wait, you want to play doctor and let me guess, you'll be the doctor and I'll be the patient?

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Maggie Moody
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