In the spirit of the community service Volunteers of America does, in this ticket giveaway, we're going to do a community service for Volunteers of America -- namely, we're going to help them rename their crappily-named show. That's where you come in.
In the comments section, suggest a new name for the Volunteers of America Holiday Fashion Show -- these suggestions do not have to be feasible or even good; in fact, it's likely the winner will be someone who comes up with a worse name for the show, because we tend to like things that are funny. But if the holidays have softened your heart, we'll consider earnest answers, too.
Best/funniest/most obnoxious answer wins. Winners will be determined in an entirely subjective way by whatever Westword staff happens to be standing around when we pick a winner -- and make sure to leave a valid email address in the field, so we can get a hold of you to let you know you won. Deadline: 3 p.m. tomorrow.
The show is Saturday evening at 8:30 p.m. at the EXDO event center.