Aside from drinking a hot toddy and wearing a smoking jacket while counterfeiting a nickel and being painted by Norman Rockwell, it doesn't get too much more Americana than the Rockettes -- and as everyone knows, the Holidays are, at their best, a time of misty-eyed sentimentality. To that end, dear reader, we've got you hooked up, because today, we're giving away two sets of two tickets to the winter's most spectacular spectacular: The Radio City Christmas... Spectacular.
Since 1933, the Spectacular's theme has been basically unchanged, centered around an appearance from Santa and some of the most synchronized high-kicking in probably the history of synchronized high-kicking -- and though the show has been updated a few times on its 78-year history, the updating is so unavoidably lame that it can't help but make the whole thing even more campy. Camp aside, though, it's still pretty awesome to see; much like the best magic shows, the Spectacular acknowledges its camp -- even embraces it -- and then blows your mind anyway.
But about those tickets. To get them, we're asking you to set the wayback machine to 1933 -- in the comments section, tell us what you're going to do to to keep it olde-schoole when you go; we're not really going to give you any more direction than that. Be creative. Surprise us. The two best answers by noon sharp tomorrow get the tickets -- and when we say "best," we mean that in an utterly subjective way.
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