Contest: Tell your funniest Angelina Jolie joke, win two tickets to a movie

Today here on Show and Tell we have a contest for our readers.

Win two tickets to see any movie at The Landmark Theatre -Greenwood Village, Monday through Thursday. All you have to do is be funny.

Since the latest Angelina Jolie movie, Salt, is showing, we're going to ask you to provide your best joke that somehow involves (drum roll):

Angelina Jolie's lips.

Give us your best joke in the comments and (make sure you leave your email address so we can contact you if you're the winner.)

And just to prove we have 'em, here are the tickets:
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