And if your life is sad enough that you've never seen it at all, then there's no better time. Just as a primer (and a demonstration of the extent to which people love this movie), the two clips below edit the film down to each instance of various words' appearance throughout -- the first catalogs every use of the word "fuck," while the second tackles "dude."
And if that doesn't make you want to see the whole thing, the you are out of your fucking element, Donnie. The Big Lebowski screens tonight at 7:30 p.m. the Boulder Theater; tickets are $9, and showing up in a bathrobe gets you a $1 discount on white russians.