Comedy

Funny people: The fifteen best jokes submitted by our readers

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15. Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

A: Because they taste funny.

14. Q: What did one snowman say to the other?

A: Smells like carrots in here.

13. Q: How do you make holy water?

A: Boil the Hell out of it!

12. Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?

A: The last place you left it.

11. Q: What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A: A carrot.

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