Comedy

Funny people: The fifteen best jokes submitted by our readers

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10. A termite walks into a bar and says "Hey, is the bar tender here?"

9. Q: What kind of luggage do vultures travel with when they fly?

A: Carrion.

8. Q: What did the ocean say to the island?

A: Nothing, it just waved.

7. Q: What do you call a cow with three legs?

A: Lean beef.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?

A: Ground beef.

6. Q: What's loud, hairy, and has nine arms?

A: Def Leppard.

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