You can't escape your family. No matter how old and weak they get, no matter how far you run, they will always be there to humiliate you with their bizarre habits and their documentation of your participation in them. Now, happily for everyone but you, the internetz are here to compound your humiliation -- and since it's Wednesday, the day we bring you the best of our weird

world in a compendium of images related to whatever random topic we happen to come up with, today we're bringing you just that:

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