Gratuitous Randomness: How come your mom lets you eat two wieners?

​​​Because it's a slow news day, each Wednesday, we bring you the best of our weird


world in a collection of loosely related items about whatever topic we happen to come up with. Today, we bring you "Gee, Bill, how come your mom lets you eat two wieners?" a meme based on a '50s-era advertisement about skinless hot dogs. It's been around for a little while, but it's nonetheless awesome -- and not one of these jokes goes for the most obvious reference.

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