Gratuitous Randomness: Sad monkeys + Morrissey lyrics

One way to think of monkeys is as extremely ugly children -- at least, that's how we like to think of monkeys, because if you think of them that way, then everything they do is hilarious, even when they're sad. So because Wednesday is by most estimates the most depressing...

By Jef Otte

December 8, 2010

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One way to think of monkeys is as extremely ugly children -- at least, that's how we like to think of monkeys, because if you think of them that way, then everything they do is hilarious, even when they're sad. So because Wednesday is by most estimates the most depressing day of the week, and because it's the day we bring you the best of our weird internets world in a random compendium of images loosely related to whatever topic we happen to come up with, here you go: eleven images of sad monkeys, captioned with Morrissey lyrics.

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