Because Wednesday is a slow news day, each Wednesday, we bring you the best of our weird internetz world in a collection of loosely related items about whatever topic we happen to come up with. Today, we're bringing you one that isn't exactly new, per se, and also isn't entirely random, since it's an Austin Powers reference, but is still hilarious. So here you go: 12 pictures of sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads.
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