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How poop is smarter than Jesus: Google Reading Level ranks 100 random things

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Google Reading Level Search Rank Orders 100 Random Things

1. Los Alamos National Laboratory (281) 2. Higgs Boson (267) 3. Harvard (245) 4. Climate Change (238) 5. Global Warming (236) 6. Coal Mining (220) 7. Professor (213) 8. University (212) 9. Evolution (210) 10. Cocaine (203) 11. Vagina (198) 12. Black Hole (198) 13. Marijuana (197) 14. Shakespeare (196) 15. Hitler (195) 16. Cannabis (195) 17. Marriage (194) 18. Intelligent Design (193) 19. Mosque (193) 20. Poetry (192) 21. Tea Party (192) 22. Pottery (190) 23. College (187) 24. Sodomy (187) 25. Penis (186) 26. Classical Music (186) 27. The CIA (183) 28. Cock (182) 29. Allah (179) 30. World Trade Center Mosque (179) 31. Denver (178) 32. Stephen Hawking (175) 33. Cats (173) 34. Kittens (173) 35. Louis Vuitton (172) 36. BP Oil Spill (171) 37. WikiLeaks (167) 38. Free Jazz (165) 39. Blowjob (165) 40. World Cup (164) 41. Captain Paul Watson (162) 42. Internet (161) 43. The Marines (161) 44. Topless (160) 45. Barack Obama (160) 46. Area 51 (159) 47. Google (159) 48. Boobs (158) 49. Whole Foods (158) 50. iPhone (156) 51. Bible (155) 52. Pot (155) 53. Poop (154) 54. Sarah Palin (154) 55. Football (154) 56. Tom Cruise (154) 57. USA (153) 58. LeBron James (153) 59. Hipster (150) 60. Smooth Jazz (150) 61. Sports (149) 62. Jesus (149) 63. Pie (149) 64. France (149) 65. Skid Mark (148) 66. Harry Potter (148) 67. Rap (146) 68. Porn (146) 69. Hip-Hop (145) 70. Miley Cyrus (145) 71. Teabagging (145) 72. Justin Bieber (143) 73. Britney Spears (142) 74. National Lampoon (142) 75. Fuck (142) 76. The Black Eyed Peas (142) 77. Glee (142) 78. 2 Fast 2 Furious (142) 79. Lady Gaga (141) 80. Kim Kardashian (140) 81. Jusin Bieber (140) 82. Toilet (140) 83. Teabag (139) 84. Modern Rock (138) 85. Sex (137) 86. Wu Tang Clan (136) 87. Christmas (134) 88. Kanye and Taylor Swift (132) 89. Avatar (131) 90. Douchebag (128) 91. Captain Jack Sparrow (127) 92. Chillwave (126) 93. Tupac and Biggie (123) 94. Carrot Top (117) 95. Puppy (109) 96. Bro (109) 97. Indie (108) 98. American Idol (104) 99. Linkin Park (103) 100. Megan Fox (103)

What do you think? Is Google Reading Level onto something or does this prove it's a crock? Let us know in the comments.

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