It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas at the Colorado Convention Center, where Walmart is holding a closed-door Holiday Fair to prepare its employees for the big, big season ahead. The event has drawn close to 5,000 people to town to preview new merchandise in time (read: months early) for Christmas, and one of them suppliedWestword
with a sneak preview of what Santa might be delivering this year...if he shops at Walmart. Continue reading for photos of some of the fair's most notable goods.
10. Gladiator helmets 9. Big screens. Small screens. Really, all kinds of screens. 8. Enormous hunting blinds 7. Very small vehicles 6. Oh, Christmas trees 5. $1.25 mini bottles of Sutter Home 4. Scents and attractants 3. Rawhide canes as big as real ones 2. Camper Santa: exactly what it sounds like
Continue reading for the creepiest.
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