It's Illegal to Sag Your Pants in Louisiana

The town of Delcambre is outlawing saggy pants, with penalties up to $500 and six months in jail. (via Flypaper)

There are a lot of crimes of fashion Cat would like to see banned -- formal shorts, leggings, muffin tops -- but she can't cosign actually making the punishment for bad style on par with real crimes. And what, exactly, is "too low?" Are women at risk if they wear jeans with a 1/2-inch rise? Lord knows the resulting exposed thong and pubic bone are a bigger affront to humanity than guys waddling down the street with their boxers exposed.

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Amy Haimerl