I dont even like cheesecake, he adds.
Its the consistency of the routine, perhaps, that provides some respite from a life of near-constant touring for Warren, whose material has been drifting lately toward his embitterment at being 42 years old, single and running out of time. He also devotes a fair amount of time to the one-star people he runs into on the road; that designation is basically a nice way of saying white trash.
Warren opens his run tonight at 8 p.m. at the Comedy Works, 1226 15th Street, and continues daily through Sunday. Showtimes and ticket prices vary; for information, call 303-595-3637 or visit www.comedyworks.com.
Dec. 15-19, 2010