If you've been in your relationship for a while, chances are your Valentine's Day can be a pretty laid-back affair -- a rose will suffice, or a nice card, just something to show her that you're thinking about her and you care. If your relationship is new, though, you need something more, because a box of chocolates only proves that you are some sheep-like romantic cliche that will bore her, and also that you don't care about her enough. You need to get creative.
We're here to help. For your aid, we present these intimate gift ideas that we're pretty confident will not frighten her at all.
(Tiffany Fitzgerald, Sarah McMahon, Kiernan Maletsky and Jonathan Shikes contributed to this crappy list).
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