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Photos: Lions at DIA portend of the vast Illuminati conspiracy

If there's one thing we've learned from Dan Brown, it's that, when the Illuminati get a vast conspiracy reaching to the very highest levels of the world's centers of power going on, they like to drop little hints about it. For example, they said Anubis, the ancient Egyptian jackal-headed god of death, was some kind of tie-in to the King Tut exhibit at the Denver Art Museum, but we knew better: What else could it really have been but a subtle indication that the government is running a secret extraterrestrial breeding experiment 33 1/3 floors below the Denver International Airport involving bizarre Masonic rituals and sinister agendas? Also, blood? Now, they're telling us the 25 lions that came through DIA yesterday were on their way to some sort of "rescue," but we're not so convinced.
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