Today, he interrupted Camelia Aguayo in the park as she was reading Tom Robbins. What follows is their conversation concerning such topics as Mickey Mouse and the likability of squirrels.

WW: What is your favorite toe? CA: I guess it would have to be the third and fourth one away from the big toe -- I guess the middle one. It's the most normal-looking one, and that makes me happy. I have horribly disfigured feet. They're weird.

WW: What color is your laughter? CA: Magenta. And this green [points to a bright, kelly-green part of her dress].

WW: When is go time? CA: After the first Long Island iced tea, it's go time.

WW: Do you know Courage Wolf? CA: Courage Wolf?

WW: How many times per day do you fall over? Roughly. CA: Uh, three.

WW: That's a good amount. What is your least favorite time of day? CA: My least favorite time of the day, I think, is like 2 p.m.

WW: Who is your least favorite cartoon character? CA: Mickey. Mickey can blow me.

WW: What is a samizdat? CA: A what?

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WW: A samizdat. CA: Samizdat. I have no idea.

WW: Are you familiar with the term 'chuppawupps'? CA: No

WW: Why is Glenn Beck so popular? CA: I don't know. I don't know who he is?

WW: Why do you hate squirrels? CA: You know, I actually don't hate them. I've been around a lot of people who do, though. I gotta tell you that I think they're pretty fucking cute. And weird.