WW: So, nothing, huh? Fair enough. How long have you been here? JMA: Fifteen years.
WW: Doing this work for fifteen? JMA: Yes.
WW: Do you have a favorite beer? JMA: Grolsch.
WW: Nice. Good choice. What's your favorite place? JMA: My favorite place? My home, I guess.
WW: What is a dingbat? JMA: Well, I don't want to bring my ex-wife into this.
WW: Who was Voltaire? JMA: Oh, the great French philosopher. Wrote the book Optimism, more commonly known as Candide.
WW: Why? JMA: Why? To refute Leibniz's philosophy of the best of all possible worlds. It's basically a mockery of all Monarchian philosophies.
WW: What's next? JMA: What do you mean, what's next?
WW: I mean, what's next? JMA: What, with Voltaire?
WW: With anything. JMA: Oh, with me? I don't know...I'm working on writing a bluegrass album.
WW: Very cool. And what do you play? JMA: I play a Guild D-25. It's a six-string dreadnought guitar.
WW: Well, that's everything, unless you have anything else you'd like to say. JMA: Nope.