Reader: If I wear slacks instead of jeans, am I a slacker?

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There's an art to putting people in the right jeans, which Bree Davies revealed yesterday in her Fitting Room Confidential post. People who want flare jeans, for example, have no flare. And then there are those deadly Dad denims...

What do your jeans say about you? Not much, in Cory's case. Here's why:

True fact: I last owned a pair of jeans in 1998. Nothing but slacks ever since. And recently, pretty much just fleece pajama pants (or as I like to call them in my Friends-inspired argot "apartment pants").

What do think your jeans say about you? Read Fitting Room Confidential, and then think again!

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