Fifty Shades of Grey -- The Classical Album, complete with fifteen selections that shlocky author E.L. James swears inspired her as she wrote her BDSM trilogy, hits stores today.
But if you like more modern kink, you're wasting money if you buy the album, says Jenn Wohletz. Instead, she served her own five choices for playtime inspiration
And Moose has another suggestion:
Mitt Romney's RNC speech.
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He must be a dominant. Read Jenn's list here, and add your own suggestions below.