Reader: What scares me? Khloe Kardashian and my microwave

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What scares you? That's what we asked in last week's contest that gave away tickets to Haunted Mansion and 13th Door. Most answers focused on most common fears: spiders, zombies, alien attacks, being chased, the current presidential campaign.

One more original answer didn't win those tickets, but it definitely won our heart. See also: - Win tickets to Haunted Mansion, 13th Door haunted house! - 13th Door Haunted House (Slide Show) - Five tips for visiting a Haunted House

Matt's answer:

Khloe Kardashian, gremlins, shitty beer, and the "add 30 seconds" button on my microwave.

Thanks for playing, Matt.

As for those who didn't enter, what scares you?

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