Here are just some of the hot answers:
When engulfed in flames I would get the hell out of the gay bar and go to the Piggly Wiggly for some nutter butter cookies and an issue of the National Inquirer and head over to the trailerpark to visit my old friend from my caferia job days...
From DT Pennington:
Hug a package of hot dogs. #dinner
And from S:
I would mostly just hope that it was raining men that day.
Our winners were Trina Ross and Ian M. Belcurry, and even if you can't make tonight's show, you can enjoy their entries along with all the others here.