Screw Your Resolution Party

We’re one month into 2015, and by now, many of us have already given up on our New Year’s resolutions — if we ever kept them to begin with. Whether your promise to stop drinking was sabotaged by the bottomless Bloody Mary bar or your new acro-yoga gym membership has been used only once, Fadó Irish Pub wants you at its Screw Your Resolution Bash, a celebration for anyone more interested in binge-eating midnight pizza than nibbling on paleo biscuits.

The party will rock the house like an Olivia Newton-John music video, complete with an ’80s workout-gear contest and a performance by That Eighties Band, a group hailed by Denver's CBS4 as one of the top cover bands in Colorado. Guests are encouraged to don their best spandex and sweatbands for a chance at a first-place $100 bar tab (or $50 for the runner-up).

“This is our second year doing this fun event, and That Eighties Band always brings in a big crowd,” says Brian Low, a manager at Fadó. “We’ve also got a complimentary junk bar for guests to munch on.”

The Screw Your Resolution Bash, a no-cover event, kicks off tonight at 9 p.m. at Fadó, 1735 19th Street. For more information, go to fadoirishpub.com/denver/events.
Sat., Jan. 31, 9 p.m., 2015

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Lauren Archuletta is a contributor for Westword's arts section, covering Denver's health and wellness scene. Follow her work for tips on cheap workouts and which yoga classes include mimosas and beer.