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Ten effective ways to fake an orgasm (NSFW)

I love that we live in a country that's sexually open enough -- not as much as some European countries, but that's another list for another time -- to allow for public education on how to have and give orgasms. Denverites, you have an upcoming class available at Anythink Library Wright Farms: The aptly named "Orgasm...I want it...Where do I find it?...How do I get it?" lasts from 6 to 8 p.m. on January 22.

Yes, there is a class for that, and if there isn't an app for that, I'm sure there will be soon. But just as valuable, I think, would be a class to teach people how to effectively fake orgasms, for all those annoying times when you need to pretend to get off quick, fast and in a hurry: so you can get back to work, kick somebody out of your apartment and pretend you'll call them; so you can keep your partner/spouse from feeling like a loser in the sack; and my favorite reason, the sexual version of charity, to spend time with some poor dingus you met on Craigslist casual encounters -- and then instantly regret.

For your pleasure, here's a list of ten fantastic and effective ways to fake an orgasm -- for both men and women. No class needed, but you can still send me your money.

See also: - Orgasm...I want it...Where do I find it? - "Colorado" = orgasms and 10 nice/mean Urban Dictionary definitions - Orgasmic meditation, BDSM classes at Bedroom event not educational enough for Lakewood PD?

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Jenn Wohletz
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