Ten most inexplicable "sexy" Halloween costumes

We here at Show and Tell never expected -- not even in our wildest dreams -- to type the words "sexy Lorax" anytime soon. But that's what just happened. And you know why? Because "sexy" is the costume trend that will never die. Not even your sweetest, most sacred childhood loves are free from the curse of the "sexy" adaptation, as the following list will prove. Continue reading for the ten most bizarre "sexy" Halloween costumes on the market this year.

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