The results, predictably, are also gross -- every time he talks to a woman, he comes off like Eddie Haskel inviting Mrs. Cleaver to a swinger party while rubbing butter on his chest. Watch him react with mild dismay every time he asks someone about the "sexiest gift" they've ever bought and received and they say jewelry, as if someone is going to come out with "a dildo" or something on the red carpet. Then watch as he, completely undeterred, asks yet more prurient questions; I mean, good Lord, the Hilton sisters' posture looks downright defensive.
And why does his hair look like Max Headroom wrestled an Etch-a-Sketch?
Don't get me wrong: Celebrity correspondents are fun -- it's always kind of neat to see celebrities interacting with other celebrities in a casual context. And The Jersey Shore is hot right now -- but honestly, the Situation is probably the worst person you could possibly pick to fill this role. Yep, we've got a Situation, alright. And that situation looks alarmingly like date rape.
