10. Sobriety Test No shortage of opportunities to test this one out in the Longate household.
9. Jello Shot Caddy Like we were saying...
8. Oral STD Preventative It's still booze related, don't you worry.
7. Small Child Bludgeon Because sometimes they can be like leeches.
6. Squirrel Marinade Assistant Makes 'em nice and juicy. Can't even taste the burned rubber.
5. Sex Toy Of course.
4. Can Opener Funniest part of the show, at least on the night we went.
3. Vodka Fruit Infuser So much added convenience.
2. Whiskey Sippy Cup See: numbers 10,9,8,3
1. Motivational Tool Not all fun and plastic games. Go be somebody.